"Please Get It Together, Gene."
Via Metafilter: Priceless out-takes of a word-slurring, out-of-it Gene Siskel and a pissed-off Roger Ebert taping promos in the 1980s. Sample line: "That's this week on Siskel...and Ebert... and the movies. And the asshole. And that's Roger."
Well worth the download time. Clip One. Clip Two. Clip Three.