Kiss Me Katie

Brighter lights than me have weighed in on Today's Festival of Couric. But I couldn't let it pass without noting that Ann Curry is as close is it comes to a real-world Brick Tamland, Steve Carell's functionally retarded weatherman. And Couric hates her. Click on the screengrab above to watch Katie kiss Matt Lauer, then kiss Al Roker, and then icily turn her back to Curry, whose underdeveloped social antennae don't pick up on the chill. And then cringe as Curry kisses Katie anyway. Awkward.