So, Honey, How Was Your Day?

Kevin Roderick points out that Catherine Elsworth, the London Telegraph's Los Angeles correspondent, filed two stories for Wednesday's newspaper. Here are the ledes:

Story No. 1: "The oldest prisoner on California's death row was executed yesterday, a frail, blind and wheelchair-bound convicted killer who turned 76 hours before he died."

Story No. 2: "Keira Knightley lost out on a Golden Globe but that didn't stop her dancing the night away at the Beverly Hills Hilton."