Two Things

Number One: Roman Polanski won his libel suit against Vanity Fair. I told you so.

Number Two: This Holly Martins chick over at Wonkette is reading my mind and, well, elbowing in on my schtick. Note to AMC: Please tell your fill-ins to keep their absolutely correct and amusingly on-point thoughts on the Chicago Tribune's inability to distinguish news from footwear to themselves. Since when does anyone in Washington care about what's in the Tribune, anyway? And if she writes anything about Mike Miner, I'll cut her.