Memo to Wilco

I'm really sorry to have to be the one to tell you this--I know you guys really have limited control over who likes your records and who doesn't, and over what sort of fans you attract. And you probably don't care anyway. If a slightly annoying scene takes hold around Wilco, hell, why not ride it to the bank and keep doing what you're doing, right? Everybody wins.

But according to Defamer, Pat O'Brien went to see your show at the Greek Theater last night in Los Angeles. Which means you have to break up right now. Sorry.

Warmest Regards,

Reference Tone