Priorities, Vol. III

Number of words in today's New York Times devoted to credible allegations that two U.S. citizens were repeatedly tortured over a period of eight months in Pakistan while FBI agents stood watch: 422

Number of words devoted to a "quixotic"--read "frivolous" and designed exclusively to get coverage of the band in the New York Times--lawsuit filed by Mötley Crüe against NBC alleging discrimination against the Crüe because Vince Neil said "Happy Fucking New Year" on NBC's air last year: 905