Sounds Like a Nice Bunch of Folks
Mindless Self Indulgence has written what appears to be the perfect drummer ad, minus, of course, the always-important admonition "No Big Hair." Though there's a song somewhere in "you had better be young cool and styleish."
UPDATE 7/15/05: I've just been informed by a "potentially crazed" Mindless Self Indulgence fan that this ad is perhaps 10 years old, if not older. And now I can't for the life of me remember where I found it. You have my apologies for bringing to your attention an extremely stale--yet still quite amusing--item. Carry on.